How To Pick Out Your Blow Up Girlfriend

Time To Pick Out Your Blow Up Doll

Well, c’mon, it’s not like I can tell you how to pick out a real woman, now can I? With your constant jerking and pencil dick, who would want you? Everyday I counsel losers like you, all whining and crying that you can’t keep a woman happy. Well is there any wonder why?

No, you’re only chance of having anything other than your hand or a Fleshlight wrapped around that sticklette is to get yourself a BUG – a Blow Up Girlfriend!

I know what you’re thinking and don’t get any ideas! I am a real woman who has a penchant desire for men who are well endowed and you my dear do not fit that bill! Also, most of you could never afford to properly spoil me! So you just get back to looking through the catalog and find a blow up girlfriend all of your very own.

Make sure you choose wisely as she will be with you for the long haul if you get my drift.

How Much Of A Loser Are You Fucking A Blow Up Girlfriend?

Oh, it gives a whole new meaning to oral sex when the first part of your foreplay is that you have to attach your lips to the nozzle and inflate your blow up girlfriend. Actually, now that I think about it, that’s really a “blow job” isn’t it?

Did you get the cheapo model – with 3 “holes” for you to stick your sad little penis into? Or did you spring for the one with the vibrating pussy? It’s just sad what you’ll do to get off you little dick loser.

The More Lifelike Blow Up Girlfriend

It’s still makes you a loser…maybe an even bigger one. At least the guys choosing a blow up girlfriend know that she isn’t real and realizes how humiliating it is to be bangin’ a BUG. But not you. Oh no, you go all out and get a blow up girlfriend made out of silicone. You want her authentic and lifelike don’t you loser?

Did you order her with just the right hairstyle, just the right eye color to appeal to you. Maybe you’re not that much of a loser of afterall, I mean their pricey, but when you think about how much you’ve spent on dates over the years, only to end up at home – alone – with your dick in your hand – it probably cost you less than your blow up girlfriend – and at least you know you won’t come home to find her with a big black cock in her mouth!

Nope, you’re still a pathetic loser!

Later Losers,

Kiera

What Are You Going To Do With Your Pindick?

So, you are humiliated by your pindick are you?

You have been cursed with a small penis, a micro-cock, a wee willie, a pindick. Now the question is, what are you going to do with that pindick? What can you do with it? How do you deal with the fact that you are hung like a hummingbird?

Are you actually proud of that small penis? Have you made the best of a bad situation? Maybe you’re getting things that guys with larger – REAL – cocks aren’t. How many deep throat blow jobs have you gotten by telling some innocent, inexperienced woman that it will get bigger if she just deep throats your little pindick?

Have you actually gotten the Holy Grail of sex – anal – by telling her that it certainly won’t hurt, and it’s a most excellent way to ease her into having her back door tapped? Well good for you, making the best out of having a pindick.

Humiliated By Your Pindick

I’ll bet you’re not that good, though, are you? Do you run quickly from the lockers to the shower, covering up your crotch with a towel at the gym so the other guys don’t know you’ve got a wee willie (especially the big, body builder black guys, huh?)? Do you use your hand to cover yourself at urinals so no one can see your pindick?

Have you heard the giggle and the dreaded “is that all?” when you get naked for some sexy lady who’s actually seen a real cock? Are you dreading the day your wife – who was a virgin on your wedding night – finds out how to search for porn on the computer and realizes you’re not “average”.

Trust me, she knows how to find porn on the computer – all she has to do is look at your history – and she’s probably got a real cock – a BIG HARD THROBBING COCK – buried in her pussy right now, while she tells her boyfriend that you’re a pindick.

How To Deal With The Humiliation

Are you at your wits end on how to deal with the humiliation your pindick has caused you? Do you feel like crying from all of the humiliation, yet you find your self aroused? Conflicting feelings you don’t understand?

Well you can call your phone sex therapist, Kiera. Tell me about what you’ve done to cope with your pindick syndrome. Or call and tell me all the terrible things that pindick has done to you. Oh, I won’t give you a shoulder to cry on – I’ll just laugh at you like everyone else!

Until later pets……

Kiera

Your Phone Sex Therapist

Phone Sex Therapy

Category Archives: Small Penis Humiliation

Your Blow Up Girlfriend