Money Pig Defined

Are You A True Money Pig

Hey Money Piggy; Is that you? What is the true definition of a piggy? Let’s first look at the definition of a pay pig according to Wiki:

After all, if you don’t know what a piggy is; it will be impossible for you to know if you fit the criteria.

One of my greatest moments of joy is hanging up on a poser wanna be money piggy who is into the fantasy not the reality of true financial slavery.

Noun

money pig  (plural pay pigs,pay piggies, sugar piggies, )

1. (Internet slang) A person who gives money to somebody else as part of a findom fetish.

The key to being a pay pig is having the funds to cover your addiction. Just because you think you’re a piggy doesn’t mean you are; and let me explain those differences to you.

True Piggy Facts

1. A true piggy will never use the words, piggy, pay pig, sugar piggy, money piggy etc in his username. He does not have to try broadcast or boast that he has money. If you use any variations of those names I automatically know you are not a true money piggy and it’s all just fantasy for you. In that case, I just laugh and ignore you because you go into my “cheap ass wanker/time waster file” and I don’t bother to answer your calls.
2. I have a specific and designated call line dedicated to my select money slaves. If you call my cheap line and attempt to get into a financial fantasy, I will automatically direct you to my premium rate line and hang up.  I do not need to explain why I will not engage at Findom at 2.59 per minute.  If you need to ask, you are definitely not the type of financial slave that I am looking for.
3. A true sugar piggy will never leave you feedback on your listings. Why you ask? If you are a true pay piggy you wouldn’t be asking; but I will tell you anyway. True money pigs do not want every Findom who engages in the practice contacting them. These men are private and discreet and choose wisely who they want to engage with. By leaving feedback and comments they are sure to pursued and harassed.

False Piggy Facts

1.Financial pigs will immediately tell you that they possess copious amounts of disposable income as soon as you answer your phone. Piggies are a very intelligent breed; they have no need to announce their needs.  A true Findom is very intuitive and is able to distinguish true piggy from a fake poser piggy all on her own.

2. Piggies are all rich and never think about how much money they spend. Au contraire little one!  I have engaged with money slaves who have sold their vehicles, lost their house, downsized their living space, took on a second job, became delinquent in their debts, remortgaged their home;and the list goes on.  This addiction is REAL and so are the consequences.

3. Money pigs never go away. That is one of the biggest myths regarding pay pigs!  They do disappear and they do it without warning! BUT, they do return; and when they do it’s usually with a vengeance because not excites a piggy more than being wallet raped by an experienced Findom!

Are you ready to become my financial slave?

If your answer is yes, then be prepared to be fleeced and wallet raped by one of the industries best. I take no mercy on your financial addiction and have no regrets watching your money disappear from your account and be deposited into my account!  I love the finer things in life and it’s up to you to provide them for me!

Ready to get started on your journey? Give me a call and make sure your credit card can fulfill my needs.

Until later,

Dr. K