Money Pig Facts True-vs-False

Money Pig Defined

Wallet Rape Money Pig

Are You A True Money Pig

Hey Money Piggy; Is that you? What is the true definition of a piggy? Let’s first look at the definition of a pay pig according to Wiki:

After all, if you don’t know what a piggy is; it will be impossible for you to know if you fit the criteria.

One of my greatest moments of joy is hanging up on a poser wanna be money piggy who is into the fantasy not the reality of true financial slavery.

Noun

money pig  (plural pay pigs,pay piggies, sugar piggies, )

  1. (Internet slang) A person who gives money to somebody else as part of a findom fetish.

The key to being a pay pig is having the funds to cover your addiction. Just because you think you’re a piggy doesn’t mean you are; and let me explain those differences to you.

True Piggy Facts

  1. A true piggy will never use the words, piggy, pay pig, sugar piggy, money piggy etc in his username. He does not have to try broadcast or boast that he has money. If you use any variations of those names I automatically know you are not a true money piggy and it’s all just fantasy for you. In that case, I just laugh and ignore you because you go into my “cheap ass wanker/time waster file” and I don’t bother to answer your calls.
  2. I have a specific and designated call line dedicated to my select money slaves. If you call my cheap line and attempt to get into a financial fantasy, I will automatically direct you to my premium rate line and hang up.  I do not need to explain why I will not engage at Findom at 2.59 per minute.  If you need to ask, you are definitely not the type of financial slave that I am looking for.
  3. A true sugar piggy will never leave you feedback on your listings. Why you ask? If you are a true pay piggy you wouldn’t be asking; but I will tell you anyway. True money pigs do not want every Findom who engages in the practice contacting them. These men are private and discreet and choose wisely who they want to engage with. By leaving feedback and comments they are sure to pursued and harassed.

False Piggy Facts

1.Financial pigs will immediately tell you that they possess copious amounts of disposable income as soon as you answer your phone. Piggies are a very intelligent breed; they have no need to announce their needs.  A true Findom is very intuitive and is able to distinguish true piggy from a fake poser piggy all on her own.

2. Piggies are all rich and never think about how much money they spend. Au contraire little one!  I have engaged with money slaves who have sold their vehicles, lost their house, downsized their living space, took on a second job, became delinquent in their debts, remortgaged their home;and the list goes on.  This addiction is REAL and so are the consequences.

3. Money pigs never go away. That is one of the biggest myths regarding pay pigs!  They do disappear and they do it without warning! BUT, they do return; and when they do it’s usually with a vengeance because not excites a piggy more than being wallet raped by an experienced Findom!

Are you ready to become my financial slave?

If your answer is yes, then be prepared to be fleeced and wallet raped by one of the industries best. I take no mercy on your financial addiction and have no regrets watching your money disappear from your account and be deposited into my account!  I love the finer things in life and it’s up to you to provide them for me!

Ready to get started on your journey? Give me a call and make sure your credit card can fulfill my needs.

Until later,
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Dr. K

Kink and Coffee Podcast Experience

What is The  Kink and Coffee Experience 

 

Get Your Kink On With Some Coffee

Experience Kink and Coffee Podcasts

The Kink and Coffee Experience  is the blog and podcast creation of the dynamic, diabolic, dominant duo of Mistress Lillith and myself, Dr. Kiera.

Now I know your little mind is racing and wondering where can you hear these naughty uncensored podcasts?

I’m going to get to that in just a few minutes.  First, allow me to introduce to you my partner in kink and all things devious and naughty…..Mistress Lillith.

Introducing Mistress Lillith From The Kink and Coffee Experience

Mistress Lillith is a femdom fetishist. She likes to indulge in a variety of kinks, fetishes and lifestyles that fall under the femdom spectrum. She has the skill set to work with the ‘new to the lifestyle’ type subs to the ‘very experienced’ type subs.

As long as you know your place and are willing to bend to her will and her idea of what you should be, (and recognize that her time is valuable) you could be a perfect sub. Are you one of those boyz that love humiliation, then she has a site just for you!

And lets not forget those sissies and abbies that are tripping over their tutu’s and ruffle panties just to find Mistress Lillith!

Where Can You Find The Kink and Coffee Experience?

Look no further deviants!  Mistress Lillith and Dr. Kiera can be found on iTunes podcasts, Mistress Podcasts and over at Talkshoe radio.  We have also decided to try something new with our podcasts.  We are now interviewing well behaved submissives for our podcasts.

Our first podcast interview was done last week with Weak, Helpless Joseph. Besides being a weak and helpless submissive, Joseph also has no control over his finances.  He loves to spend all his money on his Mistress and when that runs out, he sells things to feed his addiction. Want to learn about his other addictions……..listen to the podcast here!

Invitation Only Interviews For Kink And Coffee

Would you like to be the next lucky submissive interviewed on our show?  There is a nominal deposit to be considered a candidate and a short interview process.  If you think your kink or fetish is podcast worthy, send either Mistress Lillith or myself, Dr. Kiera and we will start the vetting process.

Until later kinksters ,

Dr. K
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Financial Domination Phone Sex

Experience Extreme Financial Domination

Financial Domination Phone Sex

Are you addicted to Financial Domination? I am sure I can help you with your addiction.

Men that are interested in financial domination often find that they have always been destined to become pay pigs. There are varying degrees and types of Findom, just like any other fetish. Money pigs, pay pigs, or money slaves find that nothing can excite them quite like financial domination.

The biggest thing that money pig slaves have in common is that they worship their Mistress; This relationship causes them to feel committed to their financial domination Mistress in a way that no other relationship commands.

 Are You Consumed By Financial Domination?

These men find that their thoughts are constantly consumed with the images and thoughts of their Mistress and their financial domination fetish.  The relationship between a pay pig and his Mistress is electric!  Every word, every movement sending shocks of arousal and desire through the piggy’s body.

One of the first things that every pay pig should know about is the tribute.  This can vary from a cum tax, to a weekly tribute, or to a percentage of your income being given to your Mistress.  The tribute is a basic way of worshiping your Mistress(s) and showing your true devotion to her.  It is important to  tribute up to your financial domination Mistress on time and humbly.  Giving a tribute to your Mistress often alleviates the guilt you may have over your fetish. It also  allows you to give up control to your Mistress.

 Dynamics Of The Financial Domination Relationship

Financial domination is an extraordinarily intimate fetish that requires you to let go of inhibitions and give into your desires.  With an experienced financial domination Mistress you will find that your inhibitions naturally melt away as you are consumed by her.

We will have symbiotic relationships that allows you to freely give to us tributes and gifts. Some men will budget very carefully just so they can spend more and more on their Mistress. The more they give the better they feel! It’s exhilarating!

 Experience Financial Domination Ruination

An extreme form of financial domination is ruination.   That’s when a pay pig decides to give everything to his Mistress.  Going as far as to max out his credit cards.  He can’t get enough of financial domination which leads him to tribute more than he has. Maybe he even skips meals or is late on his bills as an effect of his ruination fetish. This is an EXTREME form of financial domination.

Financial domination is NOT  a role-play where you just “pretend” to be a money pig.  If you don’t have money to spend, take your broke ass to another playground as this Mistress is looking for true money slaves that know how to spoil their Mistress.

Until later Sweet Piggys,
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Dr. K

Your Blow Up Girlfriend

How To Pick Out Your Blow Up Girlfriend

How To Choose A Blow Up Doll

Time To Pick Out Your Blow Up Doll

Well, c’mon, it’s not like I can tell you how to pick out a real woman, now can I? With your constant jerking and pencil dick, who would want you? Everyday I counsel losers like you, all whining and crying that you can’t keep a woman happy. Well is there any wonder why?

No, you’re only chance of having anything other than your hand or a Fleshlight wrapped around that sticklette is to get yourself a BUG – a Blow Up Girlfriend!

I know what you’re thinking and don’t get any ideas!  I am a real woman who has a penchant desire for men who are well endowed and you my dear do not fit that bill! Also, most of you could never afford to properly spoil me! So you just get back to looking through the catalog and find a blow up girlfriend all of  your very own.

Make sure you choose wisely as she will be with you for the long haul if you get my drift.

How Much Of A Loser Are You Fucking A Blow Up Girlfriend?

Oh, it gives a whole new meaning to oral sex when the first part of your foreplay is that you have to attach your lips to the nozzle and inflate your blow up girlfriend. Actually, now that I think about it, that’s really a “blow job” isn’t it?

Did you get the cheapo model – with 3 “holes” for you to stick your sad little penis into? Or did you spring for the one with the vibrating pussy? It’s just sad what you’ll do to get off you little dick loser.

The More Lifelike Blow Up Girlfriend

It’s still makes you a loser…maybe an even bigger one. At least the guys choosing a blow up girlfriend know that she isn’t real and realizes how humiliating it is to be bangin’ a BUG. But not you. Oh no, you go all out and get a blow up girlfriend made out of silicone. You want her authentic and lifelike don’t you loser?

Did you order her with just the right hairstyle, just the right eye color to appeal to you. Maybe you’re not that much of a loser of afterall, I mean their pricey, but when you think about how much you’ve spent on dates over the years, only to end up at home – alone – with your dick in your hand – it probably cost you less than your blow up girlfriend – and at least you know you won’t come home to find her with a big black cock in her mouth!

Nope, you’re still a pathetic loser!

Later Losers,

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Kiera

Humiliated Pindick

What Are You Going To Do With Your Pindick?

Pindick Humiliation

So, you are humiliated by your pindick are you?

You have been cursed with a small penis, a micro-cock, a wee willie, a pindick. Now the question is, what are you going to do with that pindick? What can you do with it? How do you deal with the fact that you are hung like a hummingbird?

Are you actually proud of that small penis? Have you made the best of a bad situation? Maybe you’re getting things that guys with larger – REAL – cocks aren’t. How many deep throat blow jobs have you gotten by telling some innocent, inexperienced woman that it will get bigger if she just deep throats your little pindick?

Have you actually gotten the Holy Grail of sex – anal – by telling her that it certainly won’t hurt, and it’s a most excellent way to ease her into having her back door tapped? Well good for you, making the best out of having a pindick.

Humiliated By Your Pindick

I’ll bet you’re not that good, though, are you? Do you run quickly from the lockers to the shower, covering up your crotch with a towel at the gym so the other guys don’t know you’ve got a wee willie (especially the big, body builder black guys, huh?)?  Do you use your hand to cover yourself at urinals so no one can see your pindick?

Have you heard the giggle and the dreaded “is that all?” when you get naked for some sexy lady who’s actually seen a real cock? Are you dreading the day your wife – who was a virgin on your wedding night – finds out how to search for porn on the computer and realizes you’re not “average”.

Trust me, she knows how to find porn on the computer – all she has to do is look at your history – and she’s probably got a real cock – a BIG HARD THROBBING COCK – buried in her pussy right now, while she tells her boyfriend that you’re a pindick.

How To Deal With The Humiliation

Are you at your wits end on how to deal with the humiliation your pindick has caused you? Do you feel like crying from all of the humiliation, yet you find your self aroused?  Conflicting feelings you don’t understand?

Well you can call your phone sex therapist, Kiera. Tell me about what you’ve done to cope with your pindick syndrome. Or call and tell me all the terrible things that pindick has done to you. Oh, I won’t give you a shoulder to cry on – I’ll just laugh at you like everyone else!

Until later pets……

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Kiera

 

Kinky Counseling Phone Sex

Introducing Kinky Counseling Phone Sex

Sex Therapist On The Phone

In Need Of A Phone Sex Therapist?

Kinky counseling phone sex is the perfect way to cleanse your conscious and relieve yourself of the dirty secrets that you have carried around for so long. I specialize in the very unusual, the extra kinky, and the obscure. You would be hard pressed to shock me. I have had intense sessions with many men that have had a wide variety of issues. Some simply want to talk and be heard for the first time. Some share secret desires for fetishes that they could never tell anyone else. There are others that have sexual identity desires and desperately need reassurance, guidance and, most importantly, acceptance. Counseling phone sex can even help if you have sexual problems such as excessive masturbation, stamina issues, or sexual dysfunction.

What Happens During Counseling Phone Sex

During our counseling phone sex you will have complete anonymity and everything that we speak about will be completely confidential. You can feel free to share your deepest, darkest desires with me without fear of repercussion. The total anonymity that discreet counseling phone sex has to offer will allow you to feel much more relaxed and confident as you share your dirty secrets, fantasies, fetishes, desires and much more. As we engage in counseling phone sex, I will listen intently to you as we interact. I will hear out your desires, concerns, fears and whatever else you desire to share with me. I will then take the information that you have given me and use it to guide you through resolving these issues and desires.

 Relax And Be You During Kinky Counseling Phone Sex

You will not be judged negatively during our counseling phone sex, but instead will be taught more about yourself, your desires and the effects they have on you. You will learn to be more self-confident and to accept yourself. Phone sex therapy is the perfect way to “just be you” in a relaxed and stress free atmosphere. I’d love to have a counseling phone sex session with you, so let’s get together soon!

Yours,

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Kiera